Dinner and a Show 2025

Channel	Character / Source	Scenes	# Lines
	HOST	15 - Gameshow	13
	NARRATOR	8 - Dragnet	1
	THOMAS	8 - Dragnet	11
	PETER	8 - Dragnet	10
	FARMER	8 - Dragnet	11
	JUDAS	8 - Dragnet	16
	FRED	2 - Scooby1 5 - Scooby2 11 - Scooby3 16 - Scooby4	24
	GOODIE	8 - Dragnet	55
	PB	10 - USS Bethel	6
	VAL	2 - Scooby1 8a - Tootsie Pop 10 - USS Bethel 13 - Val 14a - Val 2.0 16 - Scooby4 17 - Val 18 - We Are Family	19
	VELMA	2 - Scooby1 5 - Scooby2 11 - Scooby3 16 - Scooby4	21
	DENISE	10 - USS Bethel	6
	SHAGGY	2 - Scooby1 5 - Scooby2 8 - Dragnet 11 - Scooby3 15 - Gameshow 16 - Scooby4	30
	PD	10 - USS Bethel 15 - Gameshow	6
	DAPHNE	2 - Scooby1 5 - Scooby2 11 - Scooby3 16 - Scooby4	20
	FRANK	8 - Dragnet	21
	PRANDY	10 - USS Bethel	2
	SCOOBY	2 - Scooby1 5 - Scooby2 11 - Scooby3 16 - Scooby4	25
	LYNN	10 - USS Bethel	1
	PR	10 - USS Bethel	16
	VOLUNTEER	10 - USS Bethel	1
	VELMA1	15 - Gameshow	5
	VELMA2	15 - Gameshow	4
	VELMA3	15 - Gameshow	3
	PROPRESENTER	1a - Slinky 3a - Life Cereal 4a - Palmolive 7a - School House Rocks 8a - Tootsie Pop 8b - Stretch Monster 10 - USS Bethel 11a - Charmin 14b - Reece's 15 - Gameshow 18a - Playout	18

Script

Band
Song ends...
Blackout as electric shock sound happens
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Val yells "Cue a commercial"

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Incoming Mics: ▶ FRED ▶ VELMA ▶ SCOOBY ▶ DAPHNE ▶ SHAGGY
The Gang is Back!
No Stage wash just the spotlight to start with
Near the end of the Opening Act, “Come on Get Happy”, the lights suddenly go out. Someone from the “Come on Get Happy” act yells “Not again!!”
Someone at the A/V board: *ask Steve about the correct equipment for this line* “Somebody swiped the lighting cable (or cord or whatever)!”
Val (at the side of the stage, with a spotlight on her, holding her cell phone and appearing to make a phone call).
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FRED (Off stage) Hello. Mystery Manor Retirement Community for Aging Detectives, Fred Jones speaking.	FRED
VAL (on stage on phone) Hello? Is this Mystery Inc?	FRED VAL
SPOTLIGHT ON VAL STAGE RIGHT
FRED: You bet your Scooby Snacks we are!	FRED VAL
SHAGGY Like ... we used to be! SHAGGY	FRED SHAGGY VAL
VAL: My name is Val Coulman. I’m calling from Bethel Church at Vista Pointe in Medford. Something strange is going on here and we need someone to investigate. We need your help to figure this mystery out!	FRED VAL
VELMA Mysteries are our specialty. VELMA	FRED VAL VELMA
VAL: Oh good. How soon can you be here? VAL	FRED VAL
FRED: (To the Gang in an aside): Okay, Gang, time to bail on Bingo. It looks like we’ve finally got another mystery on our hands.	FRED
-Daphne: Groovy!
-Velma: Jinkies!
-Shaggy: Like, no way man!
-Scooby: Rooby Roo!
FRED: (To Val): We’ll be right there. FRED	FRED
(Van arrives right then (sound effect of screeching brakes).
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(lee gets out)
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(First one and pause it!)
(Doors open - STAGE WASH ON)
They exit the van, except Velma, gingerly and unsteadily and in the following order:
FRED (gets out first and looks around at the audience) Well, Gang, it’s good to be back!	FRED
DAPHNE (exiting gingerly, holding her back) It sure is, Freddy, but Jeepers, that van sure is hard on my back!	DAPHNE FRED
SHAGGY (exiting with Scooby right behind him) Like, that trip was hard on my appetite! Fred, man, you should have stopped at that triple-decker sardine sandwich food truck!	DAPHNE FRED SHAGGY
SCOOBY Reah, rood ruck! (Yeah, food truck!)	DAPHNE FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY
DAPHNE: (fixing her hair) Did you have to have the windows down in the Mystery Machine, Freddy? Oh, my hairdo!	DAPHNE FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY
FRED: Well, Gang, we haven’t stumbled onto a mystery in quite some time! FRED	DAPHNE FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY
SHAGGY: Like, the only thing we stumble on nowadays is our own two feet!	DAPHNE SCOOBY SHAGGY
SCOOBY: Hee hee hee hee Or four feet! SCOOBY	DAPHNE SCOOBY SHAGGY
DAPHNE: Can someone go get Velma out of the van?!	DAPHNE SHAGGY
(The others “rush” over to the van to help Velma out).
VELMA Jinkies! I’d forgotten how difficult it is to get out of the Mystery Machine. VELMA	DAPHNE SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: Like, I wish I’d forgotten to come along!	DAPHNE SHAGGY
DAPHNE: (Looking around) Jeepers! What kind of a mystery could possibly be going on in a church as nice as this? DAPHNE	DAPHNE SHAGGY
Offstage a Sasquatch moan….
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SHAGGY: (Nervous giggle) Oh man, like, either that’s my empty stomach or there’s a monster in here!	SHAGGY
Shaggy and Scooby shaking nervously.
SCOOBY Reah, ronster! (Yeah, monster!)	SCOOBY SHAGGY
VELMA Don’t be ridiculous! Churches don’t have monsters.	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: (Does his Shaggy laugh) But some churches DO have the Holy Ghost! SHAGGY	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SCOOBY: Reah, Roly Rhost! (Yeah, Holy Ghost!) (Shaggy and Scooby laugh at the joke). SCOOBY	SCOOBY VELMA
DAPHNE We should find Val and ask her what’s going on around here.	DAPHNE VELMA
FRED Right, Daphne! C’mon Gang. Looks like we’ve finally got another case to crack! FRED	DAPHNE FRED VELMA
VELMA: That’s just your knees cracking, Fred. VELMA	DAPHNE VELMA
Val enters.
VAL Wow, you made good time! With your help, there may be hope for this show yet. We are putting on our annual Dinner and a Show tonight. This year’s theme is That’s So 70’s. Unfortunately, we’ve been having a series of mishaps during rehearsals, like props disappearing, electrical equipment failing, costumes being misplaced	DAPHNE VAL
DAPHNE: Oh no. Not the costumes. DAPHNE	DAPHNE VAL
VAL: Not to mention eerie howls and unsettling growls.	VAL
SCOOBY Reerie rowls?! (Eerie howls?!) SCOOBY	SCOOBY VAL
SHAGGY Unsettling growls?! (Nervous laugh) More unsettling than my empty stomach??	SHAGGY VAL
VAL: Possibly (winks at the audience): We really need this show to come off well tonight since this is our only yearly fundraiser for Creative Arts and we’ve got big plans!	SHAGGY VAL
VELMA Jinkies, the only yearly fundraiser? Well, it looks like we’ve got a righteous riddle on our hands. VELMA	SHAGGY VAL VELMA
DAPHNE Yeah, a real ministerial mystery! DAPHNE	DAPHNE SHAGGY VAL
SHAGGY: Or, like, an ecclesiastical enigma. Hoo-hoo, how-hoo. Right, Scoob? Get it?	SHAGGY VAL
SCOOBY Reah, reah. (Yeah, yeah.) Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee (snickering laugh).	SCOOBY SHAGGY VAL
VAL: Oh…and I’d better mention that some people have claimed to see Sasquatch around the building…	SCOOBY SHAGGY VAL
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY: (together) S-s-s-sasquatch!?! R-r-r-rasquatch!?! SHAGGY SCOOBY	SCOOBY SHAGGY VAL
VAL: Anyhow…I’ve got to get backstage. I’ll leave you to it. (Val exits). VAL	VAL
DAPHNE Freddy, do you think there really is a Sasquatch? DAPHNE	DAPHNE
FRED I don’t know, but we need to help Val solve this mystery. C’mon, gang! FRED	FRED
The four of them exit to one side (not Scooby).
Scooby sees a tall shadow on the other side of the stage. Then hears a Sasquatch moan.
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SCOOBY Ruh row (Uh oh) (as he looks around nervously at the audience). SCOOBY	SCOOBY
Scooby tentatively follows the direction of the shadow off stage.

Chuck
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LIGHT CUES for Ballet as follows
Morning music yellow sunrise - gets brighter as she comes up
Stars/Stripes - two people come in - brighten up stage R/B
Back to morning mood - sun has risen now
Surfer - interpret
Wipeout -
Surfer - interpret
Wipeout 2 - guys come on stage - "surfy"
Staying alive - cast comes dancing across... brighten... back and out...
Dancing Queen - interpret
Morning mood - day is finishing - lights going down slowly to blackout.

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Zoinks! It's Bigfoot!
The four enter.
FRED Okay, gang, it’s time to split up and start looking for clues.	FRED
DAPHNE (looks at audience, makes a face, and sidles up to Fred). And that means me and you, right Freddy?	DAPHNE FRED
FRED: Hey, where’s Scoob? FRED	DAPHNE FRED
SHAGGY (looks around) Scooby Doo, where are you?! SHAGGY	DAPHNE SHAGGY
VELMA Where has that chow hound gone now? VELMA	DAPHNE VELMA
DAPHNE: Probably to the kitchen, looking for chocolate cheeseburgers. DAPHNE	DAPHNE
SCOOBY (runs in, terrified, yelling “Raggyyyy!” (“Shaggy!”) He runs up to Shaggy and rests his front paws on his chest).	SCOOBY
SCOOBY: (panicked voice) Ri raw rit! Ri raw rit! (I saw it! I saw it!) (Pointing back toward offstage).	SCOOBY
FRED Hey, what’s wrong with Scooby Doo? FRED	FRED SCOOBY
Scooby covers his eyes with one paw and points back toward offstage with the other paw, while whimpering.
SCOOBY: Ri rollowed a rall radow rinto the rallway… (I followed a tall shadow into the hallway…) (raises arms up into the air to indicate tall as he’s speaking)	SCOOBY
SHAGGY Like, you mean you followed a tall shadow into the hallway?…	SCOOBY SHAGGY
SCOOBY: Reah, reah. (Yeah, yeah.) (Gesturing Sasquatch walking down the hallway with something in his hand (that he’s taken from the in-between scenes act) and going into a room in the hallway. Also making a Sasquatch moan). He describes this by “Scooby speech” and is talking and gesturing quickly.	SCOOBY SHAGGY
SHAGGY: And it was walking down the hallway like this (mimics Scooby’s impression of Sasquatch), carrying something in his hand and now he’s in one of the rooms off of the hallway?	SCOOBY SHAGGY
SCOOBY: Reah, reah! (Yeah, yeah!)	SCOOBY SHAGGY
DAPHNE What did this tall walking shadow look like? DAPHNE	DAPHNE SCOOBY SHAGGY
SCOOBY: Rigfoot!! (Bigfoot!!)	SCOOBY SHAGGY
SHAGGY: (Nervous laugh) Zoinks!! Bigfoot!?!	SCOOBY SHAGGY
SCOOBY: Reah! (Yeah!) (frightened whimpering)	SCOOBY SHAGGY
VELMA (Melodramatic, scoffing tone) From a scientific perspective, there is no formally recognized biological classification or scientific description of Sasquatch (also known as Bigfoot) because its existence has not been scientifically proven.	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: Yeah, but, like, does Bigfoot know that?!	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SCOOBY: (who has been sniffing curiously at Velma) Roo’s ris?! (Who’s this?!).	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
DAPHNE But why would Bigfoot be trying to ruin this show? DAPHNE	DAPHNE SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
FRED Good question, Daphne. Gang, it’s time for us to start solving the secret of this sabotaging Sasquatch! Velma, you take Shag and Scoob and search the hallways and Daphne and I will investigate the strange occurrences that Val mentioned. (Daphne smiles at the audience, then at Fred, puts her arm through his and Daphne and Fred exit the stage). FRED	FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: Okay, you two, let’s go find this supposed Sasquatch!	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: Like, no way, man! I’m not going anywhere near Tall, Dark and Hairy.	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SCOOBY: Reah, ro ray! (Yeah, no way!) (Scooby starts whimpering, faking an injured paw).	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: Oh brother. What a ham! Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY: (Shaking their heads no) Uh-uh!	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: Would you do it for two Scooby Snacks?	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, then at Velma
SHAGGY: Three! (holds up 3 fingers).	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
Velma “tosses” Scooby Snacks at them and they gobble them up loudly.
SCOOBY: Rooby Roo!!! SCOOBY	SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: Now let’s get going, you overgrown chickens. (They start exiting) VELMA	SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: (Nervous laugh) Like, I hope Bigfoot is a vegetarian! Raaa. SHAGGY	SHAGGY
Mic swaps: FRED ↳ TO GOODIE (8) DAPHNE ↳ TO FRANK (8) VELMA ↳ TO DENISE (10) SCOOBY ↳ TO LYNN (10)

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Fixed point mime
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Incoming Mics: ▶ GOODIE ▶ FRANK
Cast:
MICS for Larry and Brian
SGT Good Friday (Goodie) - Brian
Officer Frank Gannon - Larry
Thomas - Alfred
Peter - Mike
Judas - Chris
Farmer - Pastor Daniel
*Narrator - Alfred
*Host - Brian
(Music) Dragnet theme JD01-Theme.mp3 0:00:00
GOODIE (Standing) This is the city, Jerusalem. It’s righteous. Lots of people live here. Most of them good, but when they fall from grace, that’s where I come in. My name is Friday - Good Friday. I carry a badge.	GOODIE
NARRATOR (Standing) The story you are about to hear is true. None of the names have been changed, because only one was innocent. NARRATOR	GOODIE NARRATOR
(Music) JD02-Innocent.mp3 0:00:00
GOODIE: Thursday, April sixth, 1107 hours, My partner, Frank, and I had just completed the Barabbas case. Booked him on a 314. Call came in on a 432 - city ordinance fourteen - walking on water. Sent Reed and Malloy out to investigate. They came back empty-handed. The suspect had outrun the patrol boat.	GOODIE
(Music) JD03-Boat.mp3 0:00:00
GOODIE: 1207 hours - Member of the Jewish persuasion subpoenaed a man from Nazareth named Jesus Christ - the charge, blasphemy. Frank saddled the donkey, I got the light. We headed out the door.	GOODIE
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GOODIE: 1242 hours - We arrived at the home of a follower of the mentioned suspect and approached with caution.	GOODIE
FRANK Gee, Goodie, mind if I knock this time? FRANK	FRANK GOODIE
GOODIE: Sure, Frank, live it up.	GOODIE
(Frank knocks)
THOMAS Oh, hello, officers. What can I do for you?	GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: Your name Thomas?	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Uh, yeah. Did I do something wrong?	GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: We just want the facts, that’s all, just the facts. Do you know a man named Jesus?	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Uh, yeah, I know him. What’s this all about?	GOODIE THOMAS
FRANK Says he’s the Son of God. FRANK	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: What do you think?	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Oh, well, he’s a great guy. You should see the miracles he does……	GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: (Cuts Thomas off) We just want the facts.	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Well, the Son of God? I doubt it.	GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: Reports say he’s in the Garden of Gethsemane. What do you say?	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Gethsemane? I doubt it.	GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: (Aside to Frank) I guess that makes him a doubting Thomas.	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: You write your own material?	GOODIE THOMAS
FRANK (Awkward pause) They say this Jesus is the King of the Jews?	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: What do you say?	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Well, I doubt it.	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
FRANK: Calls himself the Light of the World.	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: What do you think?	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: I doubt it.	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
FRANK: They claim he’s mankind’s salvation.	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: How about you?	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: Well…….	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE AND FRANK: (Together) I doubt it! FRANK	FRANK GOODIE THOMAS
GOODIE: Right. Look, you gonna be available for any further questioning?	GOODIE THOMAS
THOMAS: I doubt it. THOMAS	GOODIE THOMAS
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(Thomas and Peter switch seats)
GOODIE: 1418 hours - Frank and I stopped at a fish stand for lunch. Ate, got back on the donkey and headed to the house of yet another Jesus follower.	GOODIE
(Music)
FRANK Gee, Goodie, this is great fish, and only $1.50 a bucket. What a deal!	FRANK GOODIE
GOODIE: Must’ve been a good catch. You’ve got some Cole slaw on your nose, Frank.	FRANK GOODIE
PETER Yes?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
GOODIE: Your name Simon, also called Peter?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: Yes.	FRANK GOODIE PETER
FRANK AND GOODIE: Which is it?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: It’s both.	FRANK GOODIE PETER
(Frank and Goodie together)
FRANK: Listen Peter… Goodie: Listen, Simon…	FRANK GOODIE PETER
GOODIE: What do your friends call you?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: The Rock.	FRANK GOODIE PETER
FRANK: How are you listed in the phone book?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: I don’t have a phone.	FRANK GOODIE PETER
GOODIE: What’s on your driver’s license?	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: I don’t have a donkey.	FRANK GOODIE PETER
FRANK: What’s it say on your fishing license? FRANK	FRANK GOODIE PETER
PETER: Retired.	GOODIE PETER
GOODIE: Look, you know a guy named Jesus?	GOODIE PETER
PETER: No, I never heard of him.	GOODIE PETER
GOODIE: We’ve got over a dozen witnesses who say they saw you with him. GOODIE	GOODIE PETER
PETER: Naw, maybe it was just someone who looked like me. I told you I don’t know him.	PETER
FRANK (Trying to remove some fish from between his teeth.) Hey, Rocky, you got a toothpick? FRANK	FRANK PETER
PETER: Look, I don’t know him! PETER	PETER
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(Peter and the Farmer switch seats)
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GOODIE 1543 hours - When we arrived back at headquarters, a farmer was there with a 402 complaint - willful destruction of private property. Frank went to call his wife. I went to question the farmer.	GOODIE
GOODIE: You the farmer?	GOODIE
FARMER Sure am. You the officer?	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: What’s your problem?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: It’s thisJesus fella.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: Jesus again. What happened?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: He killed one of my fig trees.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: What did he do? Tear it up or something?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: No, he never even touched it. He just cursed it.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: He what?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: He cursed it.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: Look, just give me the facts.	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: Well, I’ve got these five fig trees out by my fence, and this Jesus Fella comes sashaying along, figuring he’s gonna mooch one of my figs. Well, sir, when he seen there were none to be had, he cursed it.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: I see. We’ll get right on it. Let you know if anything comes up.	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: Listen here bullet head, now I’m a taxpayer and twenty percent of my crop is gone. What am I gonna do? I got a wife, I got a kid, I just bought a dishwasher…	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: OK! What was he driving?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: A donkey.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: What color?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: Light brown. Galilee plates.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: Get the number?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: Nope.	FARMER GOODIE
GOODIE: Why not?	FARMER GOODIE
FARMER: Tail light was out. FARMER	FARMER GOODIE
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(Farmer and Judas switch seats)
GOODIE: 1645 hours - Frank and I headed back to the fish stand. The donkey made a wrong turn, and we proceeded down an alleyway by the temple. Ran into yet another Jesus follower. Hey, buddy. You know the way back to Goldstein’s Fish Stand?	GOODIE
JUDAS Yeah.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Wanna tell us?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Ok, go down to the end of the alley, hang a right, down two blocks, can’t miss it. There’s a big fish going around in the sky.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Thanks, By the way, what are you doin’ back here?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Oh, I have a meeting with the Pharisees a little later on.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Who are you?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Name’s Iscariot. Judas Iscariot.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: You one of the twelve?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: What’s it to you, gum-sandal?	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: We’re looking for Jesus. You know where he is?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Maybe yes, maybe no. What’s in it for me?	GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK I’ve got some more fish back on the donkey.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: No, I just ate. Spare change?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK: Let’s see, that’s my bowling money.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: I’ve got some change from the coffee machine.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK: Here’s twenty silver pieces. FRANK	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: I’ve got ten. Thirty pieces of silver do you?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: That’ll do. Ok, you’ve got to promise me one thing.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: What’s that?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Don’t tell Jesus I ratted on him, Ok?	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Ten-four. No one will ever know it was you. How do you want to set it up?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Well, let’s see, it’s gonna be the Passover. We’re gonna eat around eight o’clock. You pick him up in the garden about ten-thirty.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Fine. How will we know this is Mr. Jesus?	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: I’ll point him out to ya.	GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Not good enough.	GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Why not?	GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK We need something more definite. What if we get the wrong guy?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Ok. I’ll go up and shake his hand.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Not good enough.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Why?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK: What if someone shakes your hand first?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Well, what do you want me to. Do? Kiss him?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
FRANK AND GOODIE: (together) Sounds good.	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
GOODIE: Ok, we’ll see you tonight. Where we gonna meet you?	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
JUDAS: Don’t worry. I’ll be hanging around. JUDAS	FRANK GOODIE JUDAS
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GOODIE: That night Frank and I broke the “Son of God” ring and arrested Jesus Christ. Friday, 0600 hours - We turned him over to Pontus Pilate.	FRANK GOODIE
FRANK: I don’t know Goodie. I’ve been a cop for a long time, but this time I really think we did the wrong thing. I mean, this Jesus guy didn’t look like criminal to me.	FRANK GOODIE
GOODIE: Yeah, even Pilate and Herod couldn’t find anything wrong with him. I wonder what the Pharisees have against him.	FRANK GOODIE
FRANK: He was so nice and gentle. Ya know, I even think he smiled at me.	FRANK GOODIE
GOODIE: Yeah, well that’s how it goes in this business. We don’t make the laws, we just enforce them. Well, I guess I’ll take the rest of the day off., See ya Monday.	FRANK GOODIE
FRANK: Aren’t you working Sunday? FRANK	FRANK GOODIE
GOODIE: No, Frank. Sunday’s Easter! GOODIE	GOODIE
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SHAGGY Comes up and says something about the kitchen. SHAGGY	SHAGGY
Mic swaps: GOODIE ↳ TO PB (10) FRANK ↳ TO PRANDY (10)

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VAL Intermission info VAL	PROPRESENTER VAL
== INTERMISSION ==

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Incoming Mics: ▶ DENISE ▶ LYNN ▶ PB ▶ PRANDY ▶ PD
CAST:
1 PR Caption Pastor Roger
2 PB Pastor Ben
3 PD Dr. McCoy
4 Val Scotty
5 Denise Uhura
6 Lynn - Janice
7 Pastor Randy -
8 Volunteer (Clip)
Platform dark; LED screen(s) has moving through space video. Star Trek theme music starts.
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PR Captain’s log. Star date 2522.8. While patrolling the outpost in the Neutra Zone between Vista Point and McAndrews in the Medford Galaxy, the U.S.S. Bethel has become overrun with children. The crew is outnumbered. Our only hope is to set course for the planet Volun, where there is an elusive and unpredictable humanoid species known as “Volunteers"	PR
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LIGHTS ON; SOUND EFFECTS of the bridge; everyone at stations; Pastor Roger sitting in Captain’s Chair, Pastor Ben beside him.
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PB Captain, we are approaching the planet Volun. PB	PB PR
PR: Yellow alert, shields up.	PR
DENISE Captain, we’re being hailed.	DENISE PR
PR: Pastor Daniel, ready torpedoes and warp 12 on my mark.	DENISE PR
PD Dang it, Captain, I’m a youth pastor, not an engineer! I have no idea what any of these buttons do! PD	DENISE PD PR
(VAL starts to speak; then is interrupted as PR walks over, takes PD by the shoulders and looks him in the eyes)
PR: Get ahold of yourself, man! No one knows what these buttons do! (Walks back to captain’s chair, sits, and stares off into the distance. PD gathers himself.)	DENISE PR
DENISE: Captain! The leader of the Volunteers is hailing us! DENISE	DENISE PR
PR: Open coms, on screen.	PR
PROPRESENTER VOLUN LEADER (on video wearing a Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, sunscreen): Oh hey! What’s up? (yells to someone off screen) I’ll take a sandwich!	PR PROPRESENTER
PR: I am Captain Pastor Roger of the U.S.S. Bethel.	PR PROPRESENTER
PROPRESENTER: VL Captain Pastor Roger dude, what can I do for you?	PR PROPRESENTER
PR: Our ship is overrun with children and our crew is outnumbered! We need your help!	PR PROPRESENTER
PROPRESENTER: VL Oh, man, sorry, Captain Pastor. I’m on vacation. If I was on my home planet I would totally help you out – I love kids! I can tell you’re in a bind – let me give you VOLUN2’s number. I’m sure they can help you out. Over and out, Cap! PROPRESENTER	PR PROPRESENTER
PROPRESENTER (screens off/back to star map)
PR: Denise, can you locate VOLUN2?	PR
PB Captain! The children are about to breach the bridge doors! PB	PB PR
PR: Red alert!	PR
DENISE Captain, an encrypted message is coming through from the Admiral.	DENISE PR
PR: Play the message. Maybe the Admiral has received our mayday.	DENISE PR
DENISE: Aye aye, Captain! Playing message.	DENISE PR
PROPRESENTER ADMIRAL (on screen) Hey, Rog. I hope you’re having a better day at work than I’m having. Hey, if you’re not too busy, could you pick up milk and eggs on your way home tonight? Love you – bye!	DENISE PR PROPRESENTER
DENISE: Captain, sorry – that was the wrong message. Here’s the correct transmission:	DENISE PR PROPRESENTER
PROPRESENTER: PASTOR RANDY (video – very staticky and interrupted, with Star Wars cantina scene behind them) Hailing the U.S.S. Bethel …. We’ve had a delay … travel plans … Andrea, I told you it was a left turn! (static) we seem to have detoured to the wrong franchise system. … Are rerouting … anticipate arriving soon. PROPRESENTER	DENISE PR PROPRESENTER
PR: Very well. Over and out. Daniel, can you remind me to stop by the food replicator after work and get milk and eggs?	DENISE PR
PD Dang it, Captain! I’m a youth pastor, not an assistant! PD	DENISE PD PR
LYNN I’ll remind you, Captain Pastor Roger. (repeats to self) Milk, eggs, food replicator … LYNN	DENISE LYNN PR
DENISE: Captain! We’re being hailed! DENISE	DENISE PR
PR: Open coms, on screen.	PR
PROPRESENTER VOLUN2 (video – looks sick/sounds sick) Captain Pastor, I hear you need help with some kids. (coughs and sniffles) PROPRESENTER	PR PROPRESENTER
PR: Yes, the children are about the breach the bridge! Can we beam you up? PR	PR
VAL Yes! (high fives PD) I can do that! I know what button that is! VAL	VAL
PD Oh, thank goodness. I thought he was going to ask me to do it.	PD
PB Captain, do really think that’s such a good idea? I mean, they look pretty sick, and the Romulan flu is going around. Maybe we should ask Pastor Daniel what he thinks.	PB PD
PD: Okay, seriously guys – I’m a youth pastor, not a doctor!	PB PD
PB: Dude, chill out. I know you’re not a doctor, you’re a youth pastor at MY church. I was going to ask you because you have volunteers. Do you let sick people volunteer in the youth group?	PB PD
PD: Oh, sorry. Uh, no, no I don’t. I’ll just go back to my buttons. PD	PB PD
PB: Hey, everyone, I just want to apologize for the situation we’re in. I thought showing the kids the Veggie Tale movie “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything” was a good idea. I never thought they’d form a mutiny and take over the ship. (breaks 4th wall and addresses audience) Of course, if I’d had more volunteers this never would have happened. But I digress … PB	PB
(Door crashing sounds)
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VAL Captain, we’ve lost shields!	VAL
(Intercom comes on – video onscreen)
PROPRESENTER Hi, Pastor Ben - Hi, Captain Pastor Roger. A bunch of us kids decided to play in the engineering room and we accidentally pushed some buttons and I think we’re in control of the ship now. (SUSAN in background repeating rules of listening OR yelling “Captain, save yourselves!”) Anyway, we all decided to turn the ship around and go back to Earth … Oh, and we’re going to be using the food replicator because we all want pizza and soda. KID2 (in background) And ice cream! PROPRESENTER	PROPRESENTER VAL
(Intercom/video shuts off and the bridge crew panics)
PR Oh no! I need the food replicator for milk and eggs, not ice cream. The Admiral is not going to be happy.	PR VAL
VAL: Captain, we’re being boarded! VAL	PR VAL
PR: Phasers set to stun! PR	PR
VOLUNTEERS from Planet Volun materialize on the bridge
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VOLUNTEER We heard you needed help with the kiddos. We’re here to help! VOLUNTEER	VOLUNTEER
PB Oh, my goodness! Thank you so much! You came just in time – the children are about to break through the doors! … Hey, but first could you fill out these children’s church applications I just happen to have. (grabs papers and starts thumbing through them) PB	PB
Transmission lights start, and Pastor Randy enters, carrying a suitcase.
PR (looks, then stands at attention): Commander on board! Welcome aboard, sir! (All salute) You got here just in time!
PASTOR RANDY (looks at volunteers and staff, then returns salute).
PRANDY Very well, uh, carry on … it looks like you’ve got things under control (volunteers salute and exit)	PRANDY
PR indicates the Captain’s chair)
PR The bridge is yours, Pastor Randy. (steps to stand behind it) PR	PR PRANDY
PRANDY: (sits): Thank you, Number One. Well crew – full speed ahead. Take us to warp speed. PRANDY	PRANDY
(lights fade, cast freezes, and theme music starts)
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LIGHTS DOWN.
Mic swaps: PB ↳ TO FRED (2) DENISE ↳ TO VELMA (2) LYNN ↳ TO SCOOBY (2) VOLUNTEER ↳ TO VELMA1 (15) PRANDY ↳ TO DAPHNE (2)

The Trap is Set
Fred and Daphne enter.
FRED Well, we didn’t find out much from the cast, except that Isaiah the Mime’s Bible went missing.	FRED
DAPHNE Golly, we’re lucky we found it, Freddy. But why is this oak leaf sticking out of it…?	DAPHNE FRED
FRED: Hey, why would an oak leaf be in a Bible? Let me see that, Daphne. (He takes the Bible, opens it and pauses for a brief moment as he looks at the highlighted verse). Get a load of this! (Hands Bible back to Daphne).	DAPHNE FRED
DAPHNE: Jeepers, looks like someone tried to highlight a verse with berry juice. Do you think it was Sasquatch, Freddy?	DAPHNE FRED
FRED: You bet! Who else could it be but that Bible-swiping Bigfoot?	DAPHNE FRED
DAPHNE: But what’s so groovy about this verse: Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God? DAPHNE	DAPHNE FRED
FRED: I don’t know, but we need to find the rest of the gang and see if they found any more clues. FRED	FRED
They exit.
Velma, Shaggy and Scooby enter from the other side. Shaggy is holding a sandwich, Velma is holding the sheet music.
VELMA You two and your iron stomachs. I can’t believe you found a liverwurst and marshmallow sandwich in their kitchen!	VELMA
SHAGGY Like, you know Scoob and I can’t look for clues on an empty stomach. Like, we were starving, man! SHAGGY	SHAGGY VELMA
SCOOBY Reah, rarving! (Yeah, starving!) SCOOBY	SCOOBY VELMA
Shaggy starts to toss the sandwich up and into his mouth, but Scooby moves in and gets under the sandwich. They bump into Velma and her hearing aid falls out.
VELMA: (Startled cry) You two clowns knocked out my hearing aid! VELMA	VELMA
(Sasquatch moan)
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SHAGGY Zoinks!!	SHAGGY
Scooby jumps into Shaggy’s arms and they shake uncontrollably (Shaggy’s legs are also shaking).
SHAGGY: Like, did you hear that, Velma?	SHAGGY
VELMA You know I can’t hear a thing without my hearing aid! (She gropes around on the floor, feeling for her hearing aid).	SHAGGY VELMA
Fred and Daphne enter as Velma is putting her hearing aid back in.
FRED Hey, get a load of this…. (He’s holding up the Bible). FRED	FRED SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: (Just as she gets her hearing aid back in) We found a clue! (holds out the sheet music). We heard loud noises in one of the rooms…	SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: Yeah, man, it sounded like Sasquatch swallowed the Mystery Machine’s muffler and tried to yodel! SHAGGY	SHAGGY VELMA
SCOOBY Reah (yeah). (Mimics Sasquatch’s singing). SCOOBY	SCOOBY VELMA
VELMA: He appears to have left this piece of sheet music behind.	VELMA
DAPHNE Sheet music for what?	DAPHNE VELMA
VELMA: “We Are Family” is scrawled across the top, but these aren’t the original lyrics.. (holds sheet music up for Freddy to see).	DAPHNE VELMA
FRED Hmmm… (he looks at music, snaps his fingers, opens the Bible to the verse and hands it to Velma). Check this out, Velma!	DAPHNE FRED VELMA
VELMA: (she has the music and Bible in her hands; looks at the verse, then at Fred) Jinkies!	DAPHNE FRED VELMA
FRED: (Excitedly, looks at audience) I’ve got a hunch that this mystery is starting to come together.	DAPHNE FRED VELMA
SHAGGY SCOOBY It is??! DAPHNE SCOOBY	DAPHNE FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
FRED: Gang, it’s time to trap this Bigfoot!	FRED SHAGGY VELMA
VELMA: Freddy, are you thinking what I’m thinking? VELMA	FRED SHAGGY VELMA
FRED: I’m thinking you used to be taller! Here’s what we’re gonna do, Gang. All we need is a fishing net, a game show and a poster planted where Sasquatch will see it. Shag and Scoob... you two are gonna catch that bothersome Bigfoot. Come, on girls. FRED	FRED SHAGGY
(They all start to exit).
SHAGGY: Like, Scoob, did you just hear Fred say we’re gonna catch Old Forest Fuzzball with nothing more than a fishing net?! SHAGGY	SHAGGY
SCOOBY Rikes, rishing ret! (Yikes, fishing net!) SCOOBY	SCOOBY
Shaggy and Scooby make crying/whining sounds as they all exit.
Mic swaps: SHAGGY ↳ TO PD (10)

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Luke Tesdal
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PROPRESENTER Peanut Butter Cups PROPRESENTER

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Incoming Mics: ▶ VELMA1
To Tell a Sleuth
Game show sketch for Dinner and a Show 2025/Bethel Church at Vista Pointe By Beth Howell
CHARACTERS + Audio Visual Team
Game Show Host (HOST) : Jude Gurczynski
Scooby - Isaiah Gomberg
Shaggy - Pastor Daniel Bell
Velma #1 - Beth Howell
Velma #2 - Larissa Owens
Velma #3 - Emma Bell
Sasquatch - Kevin Ibarra
GAME SHOW
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HOST Hi, everybody and welcome to the game show debut of TO TELL A SLEUTH. I’m your host, Wink (winks) Wonderville. With us today, live on our set, I will introduce you to three guests who claim to be a famous sleuth. It’s your job, audience, to ferret out the facts from the fiction and cast your final vote in TO TELL A SLEUTH.	HOST
Let’s meet our guests. Each of these per-cep-tive ladies claims to be none other than VELMA DINKLEY, famed clue-calculator from Mystery Inc.!
They will each have to answer a series of questions curated to clue us in on the “real” Velma’s vibe. Let’s play!
HOST: Ladies, would each of you please state your full name for our audience. HOST	HOST
VELMA1 My name is Velma Daisy Dinkley. VELMA1	VELMA1
(Rubs glasses on her shirt to clean them then places them atop her head)
VELMA2 My name is Velma Rose Dinkley. VELMA2	VELMA2
(Looks toward audience members over the top of her glasses, trying to make detective-style squinted eye contact.)
VELMA3 My name is Velma Petunia Dinkley. VELMA3	VELMA3
(Shyly waves to the audience, then pushes her glasses up further onto her nose/face.)
*SCOOBY DOO and SHAGGY can be getting into their place “behind the scenes”. Their net to catch Sasquatch should always be visible.
HOST Velma#1, How’d you get hooked on solving mysteries?	HOST
VELMA1 Well, Wink, I’ve always been an avid reader. I just got tired of reading about the wonders of the world and decided to debunk some urban legends myself. With the help of my friends, of course. VELMA1	HOST VELMA1
HOST: Velma#2, How old were you when you went on your first mystery with the gang?	HOST
VELMA2 I was probably 15 years old. (the other two Velmas roll their eyes) What? (primps her hair) I know – hard to believe it wasn’t just yesterday. VELMA2	HOST VELMA2
HOST: And Velma#3, what’s it like solving mysteries with a dog on the team?	HOST
VELMA3 That, Scooby! He is truly an irreplaceable part of our Mystery Inc., gang. Why, without his keen senses we might never have stumbled upon many of the villains’ clues. VELMA3	HOST VELMA3
*SCOOBY DOO and SHAGGY pat each other on the shoulder or pantomime- react to all the comments the VELMAs make.
VELMA2 (interrupts): and don’t forget how many Scooby-snacks we had to lug around to keep his nose on the case. Sheesh! He’s such a chow-hound.
HOST: Okay, thanks, Velmas. Back to Velma#1. The other Velmas mentioned the need for keen senses on the case. If you misplaced, say, your glasses, what would you do to find them in order to keep cracking clues? HOST	HOST
VELMA1 I actually don’t know where they are right now!	VELMA1
VELMA2 Jinkies, they’re right here, dear.	VELMA1 VELMA2
(assists Velma#1 by pointing/ reaching for the glasses on #1’s head)
VELMA1: Oh, thanks. Uh, what was the question again? VELMA1	VELMA1 VELMA2
HOST: Uh, never mind. Velma#2, did the Gang ever think about doingsomething other than solving mysteries?
VELMA2: We sure did. Just before we got our big break, Fred was talking with a talent scout about putting together a rock band. We’d be “Mysteries Five”. The gang would all be sleuthing for clues to solve cases in between gigs. VELMA2	VELMA2
HOST Woah, far-out facts Velma! (turns to address audience) Can you picture it folks? What a groovy group to have play at your beach bash or prom, especially when they drove up in their Chevy G-body panel van in 1975...(gesture toward the van cut-out) generously donated by Mike’s Mechanical Marvels on 8th and K Street. And, Velma#3. What would you say has been the most difficult mystery to solve?	HOST
*SASQUATCH becomes “visible” to SCOOBY DOO and SHAGGY and they react with nervous movements, forming a silent “plan” to catch him. SASQUATCH is also “behind the scenes” nearer to the HOST and copying his actions/ body language.
VELMA3 Hmmm. The most difficult mystery to solve has to be when we all stayed in a haunted mansion to help out Scooby when he was going to inherit a million dollars. There were phantom sightings everywhere and almost all of our traps misfired! One mysterious mishap even sent Scooby and Shaggy flying on top of a washing machine. Thankfully those slippery spooks ended up in the suds. VELMA3	HOST VELMA3
HOST: So, what happened to Scooby’s inheritance?	HOST
VELMA1 (interrupts Velma#3) That cash inheritance was a wash! Collectable Confederate bills. If it wasn’t for those meddling memorabilia collectors, Scooby would have been set for life. VELMA1	HOST VELMA1
HOST: Well, folks, this wraps up our guest Q and A segment. It’s time for you to get down with these clue-filled comments, then vote for the REAL Velma. And you can lay it on me, right after this commercial break. HOST	HOST
*AV team screens a 70s commercial on side T.V. as “cover” for the Sasquatch; lights slightly lowered.
PROPRESENTER Commercial PROPRESENTER	PROPRESENTER
*SASQUATCH nabs the HOST taking him off stage and quickly returning to take his place in front of the panel of “VELMAs”. While waiting for the show to return, Sasquatch smooths his hair and checks his breath.
*Commercial finishes.
*AV team lights up on now-host SASQUATCH.
(SASQUATCH It’s now time “To Tell A Sleuth”.)
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(Use hand gestures to address the audience) Which of you lucky audience members can tell who the “real” Velma is?
SHAGGY Like, we can! SCOOBY DOO and SHAGGY make their move to trap SASQUATCH in their net. Lights go down/ out as they “wrestle” to secure SASQUATCH. Sound effects when they go behind the curtain SHAGGY	SHAGGY
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*SASQUATCH, SCOOBY DOO, and SHAGGY exit stage left; wait for chase-return.
*VELMAs make comments in the dark like, “Where’s my glasses?” or her other notable phrases.
*Lights dimly flicker, then gradually return to stage bright.
*HOST walks back onto the gameshow, brushing himself off, straightening clothes, smooths his hair. Just before speaking, smiles and give a big wink. =====
HOST Well, folks, that Mystery Inc. Gang sure has a knack for nabbing monsters!	HOST
PD (PD Bounding and and chaos for a bit.. then we return to....) PD	HOST PD
*Sasquatch runs across the stage with Shaggy (wrapped up) and Scooby (caught in the net) following... Shaggy calls out “We got him now, Scooby! Or similar line.
HOST: Now on to what we really came here for, TO TELL A SLEUTH. This is the part of our show where we find out which of you lucky audience members followed the clues.	HOST
HOST: At your tables you’ll find blank ballots to mark a number on. As a team, vote for Velma#1, Velma#2, or Velma#3. We’ll reveal the real Velma when we come back! (Gesture toward the AV booth as if to cut to a commercial. Hand slicing- wag under the chin.)	HOST
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PROPRESENTER *AV team screens a 70s commercial on side T.V. with lights slightly lowered. This gives the Dinner Show guests enough time to collaborate and write their answer to interact with the HOST after the commercial break. PROPRESENTER	HOST PROPRESENTER
*Commercial finishes, lights up.
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HOST: Welcome back, everybody. It’s now time “To Tell A Sleuth”. Each table please hold up your votes. (Looks out into the audience) Will the real Velma Dinkley please stand up? HOST	HOST
*VELMAs pretend up-and-down movement, hold peace-fingers, etc. VELMA1 stays standing .
*Applause sound effects
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*HOST encourages applause
In case of a tie, “Velma” counts glasses/orange sweaters at the table?
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END SCENE
Mic swaps: PD ↳ TO SHAGGY (2)

AKA Scooby 5
Sasquatch has been caught by Shaggy and Scooby in the fishing net at the end of the “To Tell a Sleuth” game show skit. That goes directly into this scene.
Fred, Daphne and Velma enter.
FRED Looks like Shag and Scoob have netted Bigfoot!	FRED
SHAGGY Like, I’ve heard of netting a large mouth bass, but not a big-footed biped! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.	FRED SHAGGY
DAPHNE Jeepers, so who is under this Bigfoot mask?	DAPHNE FRED SHAGGY
Fred tries to pull Bigfoot’s mask, but it won’t budge.
(Pulls once. Look at audience. Pull again.... fall back...)
VELMA SCOOBY Sasquatch! FRED DAPHNE VELMA SCOOBY	DAPHNE FRED SCOOBY SHAGGY VELMA
SHAGGY: Zoinks! SHAGGY	SHAGGY
(Val enters from the front of stage, gets between Sasquatch and Fred).
VAL So, what’s the big idea, Bigfoot?! VAL	VAL
(Sasquatch moans)
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FRED Sasquatch was tired of being a solitary creature and heard about your family here at Bethel. FRED	FRED
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DAPHNE He heard you were holding auditions for your annual Dinner and a Show, so he thought he’d try out with a song he wrote himself. DAPHNE	DAPHNE
(Sasquatch Moan)
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VELMA But he got one look at the other acts and was afraid that you wouldn’t welcome someone as tone deaf and frightening as he was. So he’s been hiding out, secretly trying to improve his act in order to fit in around here. VELMA	VELMA
VAL If we’d known that sooner, we could have headed off this heartache. You are welcome in God’s family here whether you think you have talent or not! Here at Bethel Church, we are all family! There will be a spot for you. It’ll have to be a BIG spot … but we’ll find it.	VAL
SCOOBY (who has been looking over the sheet music of the song, starts singing “Re rare ramily” (We are family). SCOOBY	SCOOBY VAL
SHAGGY Like, that’s a groovy idea, Scoob! (looks at Val) What do you think? SHAGGY	SHAGGY VAL
VAL: Okay, gang, looks like we’ve found our big f…inale! Come on everybody…let’s sing this song together!	VAL
[Val closing comments and thanks while cast comes up]
Entire cast comes up and along with the audience sings “We Are Famiy”.

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(Slide up for Chorus - figure out Thursday as to when)
VAL (in closing) And to think…if it weren’t for these meddling seniors, we’d have had no show! VAL	VAL

PROPRESENTER Final clip PROPRESENTER

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Dinner and a Show 2025

Scene Matrix

Input List

Script

Scene 1 - Get Happy

Scene 1a - Slinky

Scene 2 - Scooby1

Incoming Mics:

Scene 3 - Chuck

Scene 3a - Life Cereal

Scene 4 - Ballet

Scene 4a - Palmolive

Scene 5 - Scooby2

Mic swaps:

Scene 6 - KenneyZ

Scene 7 - Isaiah

Scene 7a - School House Rocks

Scene 8 Dragnet

Incoming Mics:

Mic swaps:

Scene 8a - Tootsie Pop

Scene 8b - Stretch Monster

Scene 9 - Cantina Band

Scene 10 - USS Bethel

Incoming Mics:

Mic swaps:

Scene 11 - Scooby3

Mic swaps:

Scene 11a - Charmin

Scene 12 - Country Roads

Scene 13 - Val

Scene 14 - PR Band

Scene 14a - Val 2.0

Scene 14b - Reece's

Scene 15 - Gameshow

Incoming Mics:

Mic swaps:

Scene 16 - Scooby4

Scene 17 - Val

Scene 18 - We Are Family

Scene 18a - Playout